Well, here we are again. It never ceases to amaze me how time effortlessly slips through our fingers.
California Supreme Court legalizes gay marriage
Some folks are up in arms over this "landmark" decision. But I don't see why it's such a big deal. What man would want to marry a lesbian anyway? Heck, in many ways I think gays are lucky. You know how much money I'd still have if marriage was illegal?
Clinton wants to change the rules
Hillary wins a few states, continues to think her campaign is relevant, says that the delegates from Michigan and Florida should be counted. Of course, back in January when both candidates thought the states didn't matter she agreed with the DNC that the delegates should not be counted. And you know what? I'm starting to respect her dogged, single-minded, win-at-all-costs determination. Very Rossian.
American Idol crowns its victor
Thank God this show has ended. Mrs. Ross complains that I'm a workaholic. Well honey, what self-respecting man would want to come home to the garbage you insist on watching? However, I do find it interesting that more people voted for the two Idol candidates than did during the last Presidential election. Nothing makes me prouder to be a veteran and American.
Showing posts with label week in review. Show all posts
Showing posts with label week in review. Show all posts
Friday, May 23, 2008
Friday, May 9, 2008
Week in Review: 5/4-5/10
Much goings on in the world this week. However, as most of it happened outside of the United States, there really is no need to talk about it.
On to what really matters.
Obama wins again. Hillary does too.
Hillary still believes she has a chance. She also believes the Monica episode was just a one time deal.
Crude hits yet another high.
Once again crude oil sets another price record. For those of you not positioned in oil futures, this is a bad thing. It's also why you have to shop at Wal*Mart and cut coupons.
Scarlett Johanssen engaged to Ryan Reynolds.
I had the pleasure of meeting this fine young lady at a charity dinner a few years ago. Despite being an actor, I found her to be very likable and intelligent. Congratulations to the happy couple. May you enjoy it while it lasts.
On to what really matters.
Obama wins again. Hillary does too.
Hillary still believes she has a chance. She also believes the Monica episode was just a one time deal.
Crude hits yet another high.
Once again crude oil sets another price record. For those of you not positioned in oil futures, this is a bad thing. It's also why you have to shop at Wal*Mart and cut coupons.
Scarlett Johanssen engaged to Ryan Reynolds.
I had the pleasure of meeting this fine young lady at a charity dinner a few years ago. Despite being an actor, I found her to be very likable and intelligent. Congratulations to the happy couple. May you enjoy it while it lasts.
Friday, May 2, 2008
The Week in Review: 4/27-5/2
McCain and Clinton support gas-tax holiday
Mark this day as the only time in my life I have supported a democrat. Obama actually said something that made sense: a gas-tax holiday would do more harm than good. Now, as my offshore bank accounts attest, I'm normally all for lower taxes. But this gas-tax holiday borders on dangerous. Do you people not know that our gas taxes help maintain our highways? Do you have any idea what the ground clearance of a McClaren F1 is? Of course you don't.
The D.C Madam hangs herself
Death is never funny, and as immoral as suicide is, I feel much sorrow for this woman and her family. That she was providing a valuable service to some of our nation's most important and powerful figures was obviously forgotten and overlooked. Her prosecution was nothing more than a witch hunt propagated by those who know nothing of stress and the relief such services provide.
Recession?
Proof that journalists have no business reporting on the financial world came when the DOW topped 13,000 and the unemployment rate dropped. Perhaps they can now stop reporting on an event that is as likely as democracy in the Mid-East. Quote me on this: there will be no recession. Go back to reporting on things that matter, like celebrity and Africa.
Mark this day as the only time in my life I have supported a democrat. Obama actually said something that made sense: a gas-tax holiday would do more harm than good. Now, as my offshore bank accounts attest, I'm normally all for lower taxes. But this gas-tax holiday borders on dangerous. Do you people not know that our gas taxes help maintain our highways? Do you have any idea what the ground clearance of a McClaren F1 is? Of course you don't.
The D.C Madam hangs herself
Death is never funny, and as immoral as suicide is, I feel much sorrow for this woman and her family. That she was providing a valuable service to some of our nation's most important and powerful figures was obviously forgotten and overlooked. Her prosecution was nothing more than a witch hunt propagated by those who know nothing of stress and the relief such services provide.
Recession?
Proof that journalists have no business reporting on the financial world came when the DOW topped 13,000 and the unemployment rate dropped. Perhaps they can now stop reporting on an event that is as likely as democracy in the Mid-East. Quote me on this: there will be no recession. Go back to reporting on things that matter, like celebrity and Africa.
Friday, April 11, 2008
The Week in Review: 4/6 - 4/12
I got a busy day ahead of me so I'll make this quick. If you can't keep up, go read USA Today.
Airlines take a crap
By last count three airlines ceased operations this week, a fourth filed for Chapter 11 and American cancelled 900 flights. Of course this means nothing to me as the only airline I give a damn about is Ross Airways and we're doing fine, thank you.
Protesting the Olympics
Human rights activists rioted in France in protest of the upcoming Chinese Olympic games. Aiming fire extinguishers at the torch, they managed to extinguish it five times, forcing organizers to transport it by bus to its final destination. Personally, I don't see what the big deal is. During my career I've managed thousands of people, so I know how essential it is to maintain order and discipline. If subjugating a few dissidents under the guise of national security means a safe Olympics, then so be it. Of course, rounding up terrorists won't prevent your lungs from melting after breathing in the fine Beijing air.
Polygamist compound raided
Last I checked, Texas was nowhere near Utah, though it seems that the Republic has a thing for harboring polygamists. Authorities were tipped off to what was really going on at the 1,600 acre religious compound when a teenage girl called to report she was being abused. Apparently she'd been forced to marry a 50-year-old man and gave birth to his child at age 15. Authorities raided the compund and removed two hundred women and children from the premises. Warren Jeffs, the father of this happy little place, is currently in an Arizona jail.
Of course the story itself is not humorous. What is, however, is Texas getting yet another black eye. Personally, I think Mexico should thank us for taking it off their hands.
Airlines take a crap
By last count three airlines ceased operations this week, a fourth filed for Chapter 11 and American cancelled 900 flights. Of course this means nothing to me as the only airline I give a damn about is Ross Airways and we're doing fine, thank you.
Protesting the Olympics
Human rights activists rioted in France in protest of the upcoming Chinese Olympic games. Aiming fire extinguishers at the torch, they managed to extinguish it five times, forcing organizers to transport it by bus to its final destination. Personally, I don't see what the big deal is. During my career I've managed thousands of people, so I know how essential it is to maintain order and discipline. If subjugating a few dissidents under the guise of national security means a safe Olympics, then so be it. Of course, rounding up terrorists won't prevent your lungs from melting after breathing in the fine Beijing air.
Polygamist compound raided
Last I checked, Texas was nowhere near Utah, though it seems that the Republic has a thing for harboring polygamists. Authorities were tipped off to what was really going on at the 1,600 acre religious compound when a teenage girl called to report she was being abused. Apparently she'd been forced to marry a 50-year-old man and gave birth to his child at age 15. Authorities raided the compund and removed two hundred women and children from the premises. Warren Jeffs, the father of this happy little place, is currently in an Arizona jail.
Of course the story itself is not humorous. What is, however, is Texas getting yet another black eye. Personally, I think Mexico should thank us for taking it off their hands.
Friday, April 4, 2008
The Week in Review: 3/30-4/4
Ahh yes, another glorious week has come and gone and another weekend of decadent relaxation approaches. Mrs. Ross, myself and a few friends I are off to Telluride for the last ski outing of the season. From what I hear, the conditions are phenomenal. Truly, there is no greater time to enjoy the slopes of Southwest Colorado than in the Spring.
Now, on to the week in review...
Students Write Good
While I normally don't read the New York Times, there was a copy in the executive restroom and well, I needed something to read. Communist rhetoric or not, I couldn't help but shake my head at the fact that, according to a test administered last year, only one in four high school seniors are proficient writers.
Understandably, many are blaming the educational system. However, I believe such blame is misplaced. My generation might be the greatest, but the one mistake we made was not realizing the rhythm method was ineffective. Had we known, our country's youth would not have been raised by some of the most ineffective and immature parents this great country has ever seen. So, on behalf of grandparents everywhere, I'm sorry. Mistakes obviously happen.
The Rich Live Longer
Now, on to the week in review...
Students Write Good
While I normally don't read the New York Times, there was a copy in the executive restroom and well, I needed something to read. Communist rhetoric or not, I couldn't help but shake my head at the fact that, according to a test administered last year, only one in four high school seniors are proficient writers.
Understandably, many are blaming the educational system. However, I believe such blame is misplaced. My generation might be the greatest, but the one mistake we made was not realizing the rhythm method was ineffective. Had we known, our country's youth would not have been raised by some of the most ineffective and immature parents this great country has ever seen. So, on behalf of grandparents everywhere, I'm sorry. Mistakes obviously happen.
The Rich Live Longer
Of course it'd be stating the obvious that we rich lead far better lives than the middle classed and poor. Finally though, studies have confirmed what we've always suspected, we uncommonly rich live longer than the commonly not. 4.5 years to be exact.
I'd have thought the figure would have been higher though. How one can tolerate living surrounded by want and mediocrity is beyond me. But I'll save my thoughts on euthanasia for another day.
Ted Turner Proves Again That Wealth Can Only Do So Much
Personally, I've always thought Ted Turner was a twit. When he married Hanoi Jane, I knew he was. Admittedly, I am neither a fan of his politics or his baseball team. However, the fact that he is a fellow member of the plutocracy does not immunize him against my scorn.
According to Tedly, if we don't take action, in 30 to 40 years the Earth will be eight degrees hotter. Plants won't grown and everyone will either die or have to resort to cannibalism. First I'll say this: Ted, you're an idiot. Your argument has no merit because it is grounded in shoddy science and false assumptions. Second, I'm sure most people would welcome such climate change. Third, I'll be dead by then so it doesn't really matter.
Enjoy your weekend everybody. I'm sure Chili's will be a great time.
Friday, March 28, 2008
The Week in Review: 3/23-3/29
What I think you need to know about last week.
The Fed tries to stave off a US economic meltdown
In case you were too busy volunteering, in which case you assuredly don't care about anything that actually matters, the Fed brokered a deal that sold troubled investment bank Bear Stearns to JP Morgan Chase for $2 a share. This is big because that bastard James Cayne lost about $950 million in the deal. A year ago, his shares were worth over $1 billion. He just dumped them for $61 million.
Hillary misspeaks
I don't understand why this is news. She does it all the time.
American Airlines grounds 300 planes
The nation's largest airline grounded 300 planes for safety inspections. Every one of the airline's Boeing MD-80s were grounded on the order of a FAA directive that mandated wiring be inspected for proper installation. I can only imagine how inconvenient this was to commercial travellers. Actually, no I can't, because I'm not poor.
The Fed tries to stave off a US economic meltdown
In case you were too busy volunteering, in which case you assuredly don't care about anything that actually matters, the Fed brokered a deal that sold troubled investment bank Bear Stearns to JP Morgan Chase for $2 a share. This is big because that bastard James Cayne lost about $950 million in the deal. A year ago, his shares were worth over $1 billion. He just dumped them for $61 million.
Hillary misspeaks
I don't understand why this is news. She does it all the time.
American Airlines grounds 300 planes
The nation's largest airline grounded 300 planes for safety inspections. Every one of the airline's Boeing MD-80s were grounded on the order of a FAA directive that mandated wiring be inspected for proper installation. I can only imagine how inconvenient this was to commercial travellers. Actually, no I can't, because I'm not poor.
Friday, March 14, 2008
The Week in Review: 3/9-3/15
The Week in Review: 3/9-3/15
Big week in the world of politics and escort services. All I have to say about both is that I am thoroughly enjoying watching the Socialist Worker's Party of America continue to piss down their leg. And as far as client #9 is concerned, it just illustrates the divide between those who think they have power and those who actually do. The last time I paid for sex was in Seoul and it only cost a quarter dollar.
Ferraro speaks her mind
Under most circumstances I never agree with anything emitted from the mouth of a democrat, especially one that got so thoroughly trounced back in '84. However, the former VP nominee spoke a hint of the truth when she said that Barack Obama was, "lucky to be who he is."
Of course he is, anyone who isn't Hillary is lucky to be who they are.
One in four teenage girls has a sexually-transmitted disease
I've always thought that teenagers were the disease carrying spawn of the devil, now I know they are. Mixed-gender schools are one of the most morally corrupt concepts man has ever created. That is why I guarantee that my son Preston will be attending military school. I also guarantee he won't contract HPV, the Clap, or the AIDs.
Feds lend $200 billion. Europe and Canada, up to $45 billion
For the first time, the Federal Reserve will lend Treasuries in exchange for debt and mortgage-backed securities. I can't tell you what a relief this news is. Over the last few months, my portfolio has lost more than most people make in five years. Not that this has anything to do with you; I just thought you'd like a hint at how wealthy I am.
Big week in the world of politics and escort services. All I have to say about both is that I am thoroughly enjoying watching the Socialist Worker's Party of America continue to piss down their leg. And as far as client #9 is concerned, it just illustrates the divide between those who think they have power and those who actually do. The last time I paid for sex was in Seoul and it only cost a quarter dollar.
Ferraro speaks her mind
Under most circumstances I never agree with anything emitted from the mouth of a democrat, especially one that got so thoroughly trounced back in '84. However, the former VP nominee spoke a hint of the truth when she said that Barack Obama was, "lucky to be who he is."
Of course he is, anyone who isn't Hillary is lucky to be who they are.
One in four teenage girls has a sexually-transmitted disease
I've always thought that teenagers were the disease carrying spawn of the devil, now I know they are. Mixed-gender schools are one of the most morally corrupt concepts man has ever created. That is why I guarantee that my son Preston will be attending military school. I also guarantee he won't contract HPV, the Clap, or the AIDs.
Feds lend $200 billion. Europe and Canada, up to $45 billion
For the first time, the Federal Reserve will lend Treasuries in exchange for debt and mortgage-backed securities. I can't tell you what a relief this news is. Over the last few months, my portfolio has lost more than most people make in five years. Not that this has anything to do with you; I just thought you'd like a hint at how wealthy I am.
Friday, March 7, 2008
The Week in Review: 3/2-3/7
The Democratic Party: why hippies should continue to procreate
Big week last week in the world of politics. I don't know about you, but I took great pleasure in watching the Democratic Party continue to disintegrate. With Bill Clinton's wife winning Ohio, Rhode Island and Texas, it is becoming abundantly clear that they do not want to win in '08. I for one could not be happier as her nomination would guarantee a McCain victory in November.
As Michael Gerson of the Washington Post said, "a resurgent Clinton is “the Republican dream”
Rush and Coulter will vote for Clinton
Some Democrats see this is a clear indication that it is McCain who is tearing his party apart. I beg to differ. Obviously the Democrats are not familiar with the art of psy-ops. Reverse psychology is in play here people. Think about it.
High profile CEOs raked over the Congressional coals
Led by Congressman Harry Waxman, D-Cal, the House Committee on Government and Oversight Reform took three of the most respected men in business to task on their "oversized" pay packages, saying that it was questionable that "a few exec do so well when their companies are doing so poorly." Adhering to the same logic, Mr. Waxman should be asking himself the same question regarding his performance.
Military Recruiting Station Bombed
Some speculate that the bombing was the work of home-grown Islamic extremists cultivated by our own administration's actions. Clearly though, it was perpetrated by far-left pinkos. Islamic extremists, we all know, at least have the decency to blow themselves up too.
Big week last week in the world of politics. I don't know about you, but I took great pleasure in watching the Democratic Party continue to disintegrate. With Bill Clinton's wife winning Ohio, Rhode Island and Texas, it is becoming abundantly clear that they do not want to win in '08. I for one could not be happier as her nomination would guarantee a McCain victory in November.
As Michael Gerson of the Washington Post said, "a resurgent Clinton is “the Republican dream”
Rush and Coulter will vote for Clinton
Some Democrats see this is a clear indication that it is McCain who is tearing his party apart. I beg to differ. Obviously the Democrats are not familiar with the art of psy-ops. Reverse psychology is in play here people. Think about it.
High profile CEOs raked over the Congressional coals
Led by Congressman Harry Waxman, D-Cal, the House Committee on Government and Oversight Reform took three of the most respected men in business to task on their "oversized" pay packages, saying that it was questionable that "a few exec do so well when their companies are doing so poorly." Adhering to the same logic, Mr. Waxman should be asking himself the same question regarding his performance.
Military Recruiting Station Bombed
Some speculate that the bombing was the work of home-grown Islamic extremists cultivated by our own administration's actions. Clearly though, it was perpetrated by far-left pinkos. Islamic extremists, we all know, at least have the decency to blow themselves up too.
Friday, February 29, 2008
The Week in Review
Congress jealous of CEO's pay
Like the bunch of liberal brats that they are, Congress is calling on a few high-profile Wall Street CEOs to testify before a congressional committee about the supposed link between executive pay and the mortgage crisis. Leave it to Congressman Dudley Do Right Waxman, D-Calif to get all pissy just because he's only making $169,300.
Hillary upset with media bias
Evidently Mrs. Clinton is not happy with the media's blatant Obama love fest. At least now she knows how we conservatives feel.
New York Philharmonic plays Pyongyang
Why we felt the need to serenade that sadistic little pinko, Kim Jong-Il with music much to beautiful for his evil little ears is a mystery to me. I'd think something along the lines of Puff the Magic Dragon would have been more appropriate.
Financial crisis angering Europeans
There is a growing wave of European anti-Americanism that is being fueled by the U.S credit crisis. I'd write more, but I could care less about what Europeans think.
Like the bunch of liberal brats that they are, Congress is calling on a few high-profile Wall Street CEOs to testify before a congressional committee about the supposed link between executive pay and the mortgage crisis. Leave it to Congressman Dudley Do Right Waxman, D-Calif to get all pissy just because he's only making $169,300.
Hillary upset with media bias
Evidently Mrs. Clinton is not happy with the media's blatant Obama love fest. At least now she knows how we conservatives feel.
New York Philharmonic plays Pyongyang
Why we felt the need to serenade that sadistic little pinko, Kim Jong-Il with music much to beautiful for his evil little ears is a mystery to me. I'd think something along the lines of Puff the Magic Dragon would have been more appropriate.
Financial crisis angering Europeans
There is a growing wave of European anti-Americanism that is being fueled by the U.S credit crisis. I'd write more, but I could care less about what Europeans think.
Friday, February 22, 2008
Opinion: The Week in Review
How many Frenchmen does it take to...?
Apparently it took 28 people over 16 days to discover the biggest scandal in Societe Generale's history. And this despite 75 warnings regarding his behavior. Kind of makes me wish I worked in France.
How would a communist spend his rebate check?
He wouldn't. At least he wouldn't if he listened to the pinko columnists over at the New York Times. They think the government should fund universal investment accounts. I was so offended by the idea that I didn't even bother reading the column.
What's in a name?
To the folks at Commerce Bank in New York City, not much. According to Reuters, Benjamin Lovell pleaded innocent to charges of grand larceny after withdrawing more than $2 million from a Commerce Bank account that did not belong to him. It belonged to someone with the same name. Whoops.
I thought humans had backbones?
Google co-founder Sergey Brin called Microsoft's bid on rival Yahoo, "an unnerving maneuver that threatens innovation on the Internet... And when you start to have companies that control the operating system, control the browsers, they really tie up the top Web sites, and can be used to manipulate stuff in various ways. I think that's unnerving."
Boo-friggen-hoo, Sergey. Don't you know there's nothing more American than a good old-fashioned monopoly?
Outsourcing doesn't feel so good, does it China?
The Chinese are feeling the effects of higher manufacturing costs, higher taxes, and stricter enforcement of environmental standards as manufacturers look to Vietnam, Indonesia and India for their low-cost goods. If that don't just make you smile...
Apparently it took 28 people over 16 days to discover the biggest scandal in Societe Generale's history. And this despite 75 warnings regarding his behavior. Kind of makes me wish I worked in France.
How would a communist spend his rebate check?
He wouldn't. At least he wouldn't if he listened to the pinko columnists over at the New York Times. They think the government should fund universal investment accounts. I was so offended by the idea that I didn't even bother reading the column.
What's in a name?
To the folks at Commerce Bank in New York City, not much. According to Reuters, Benjamin Lovell pleaded innocent to charges of grand larceny after withdrawing more than $2 million from a Commerce Bank account that did not belong to him. It belonged to someone with the same name. Whoops.
I thought humans had backbones?
Google co-founder Sergey Brin called Microsoft's bid on rival Yahoo, "an unnerving maneuver that threatens innovation on the Internet... And when you start to have companies that control the operating system, control the browsers, they really tie up the top Web sites, and can be used to manipulate stuff in various ways. I think that's unnerving."
Boo-friggen-hoo, Sergey. Don't you know there's nothing more American than a good old-fashioned monopoly?
Outsourcing doesn't feel so good, does it China?
The Chinese are feeling the effects of higher manufacturing costs, higher taxes, and stricter enforcement of environmental standards as manufacturers look to Vietnam, Indonesia and India for their low-cost goods. If that don't just make you smile...
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