The Week in Review: 3/9-3/15

The Week in Review: 3/9-3/15

Big week in the world of politics and escort services. All I have to say about both is that I am thoroughly enjoying watching the Socialist Worker's Party of America continue to piss down their leg. And as far as client #9 is concerned, it just illustrates the divide between those who think they have power and those who actually do. The last time I paid for sex was in Seoul and it only cost a quarter dollar.

Ferraro speaks her mind

Under most circumstances I never agree with anything emitted from the mouth of a democrat, especially one that got so thoroughly trounced back in '84. However, the former VP nominee spoke a hint of the truth when she said that Barack Obama was, "lucky to be who he is."

Of course he is, anyone who isn't Hillary is lucky to be who they are.

One in four teenage girls has a sexually-transmitted disease

I've always thought that teenagers were the disease carrying spawn of the devil, now I know they are. Mixed-gender schools are one of the most morally corrupt concepts man has ever created. That is why I guarantee that my son Preston will be attending military school. I also guarantee he won't contract HPV, the Clap, or the AIDs.

Feds lend $200 billion. Europe and Canada, up to $45 billion

For the first time, the Federal Reserve will lend Treasuries in exchange for debt and mortgage-backed securities. I can't tell you what a relief this news is. Over the last few months, my portfolio has lost more than most people make in five years. Not that this has anything to do with you; I just thought you'd like a hint at how wealthy I am.